The pulling power of phallic vegetables
On saturday night , I went to a club called Frog, near Tottenham Court Road. The following conversation occurred between the french girl and some guy while we were all in the queue for the cloakroom…
Guy: Hey, would you like a lollipop? (Holds out chupa chup)
A: What flavour is that?
Guy: Eh, I don’t know
A: Well I cannot take a lollipop from a strange man if I don’t even know what flavour it is. My mother told me not to
Guy: Oh, ok. Would you like a cucumber then? (Reaches into jacket, pulls out cucumber)
A: What the fuck?
At this point I almost fell over laughing. It transpired that the guy was swedish, and the cucumber’s name was Dennis. These facts are thought to be unrelated. I love conversations that appear to distort reality through sheer bizarreness.
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happy birthday!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
My birthday is friday dudes. But thanks :)