A return to Vitriolic Spew
What a self-congratulatory cheerful pile of wank that post was. I can see how blogging appears to automatically insert people’s heads into their rectums. I feel like vomiting all over that last entry. Seeing as I disapprove of censorship though, I suppose I’ll leave it there. It is a notable example of what happens to me on my birthday, suddenly I become the centre of the universe and behave accordingly. *rolls eyes*. Not that I am not the centre of the universe at all times, of course. Hah.
Work is currently being heaped upon me like big steaming piles of turd. I don’t mind that so much, though it does put a bit of a damper on sleeping, drinking and juggling, seeing as I don’t have that much time. Disappointingly I don’t get to go to Sweden, but perhaps I’ll be sent some other time. I may be sent to Dublin soon, which would be sort of handy.
Little to report really, this weekend I am going to a party in a crypt, I have taken up contact juggling, and my birthday last weekend was a fantastic series of events, the highlight of which was attendance by several notable personages all the way from Ireland.
March 31st, 2006 at 4:36 pm
What’s contact juggling? Yay, Dublinness, mebbe that time I’ll be out of my room!
March 31st, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Aw! What a downer after such a positive blog. Godamm reality- it’s s**t. Could be worse though. You could have had my week of burglary, erasing 5 hours of one finger typing and F*****G cognitive psychology! Yeah. Like mother, like daughter. Both in foul form. Love you though. xxxxxxxxxxx
April 3rd, 2006 at 11:01 am
Why leave your Contact Juggling Cosmos and arrive in reality? How have you managed to meet up with similarily interested people in such a short space of time? I am suitably impressed.
April 3rd, 2006 at 4:29 pm
I believe the plural of ‘rectum’ is actually ‘recta.’ Just another grammatical nugget of wisdom from me to you.
April 3rd, 2006 at 4:36 pm
Ah, thank you. Pedanticism noted and duly appreciated. *grin* You are indeed correct.