A lack of blogging is not indicative of my death

Rather, it generally tends to be indicative of having a life. Though really that is probably a gross exaggeration. I work too much to have a life. But yes, to anyone who expressed an interest, I am in fact still alive, and have not yet been killed and/or eaten by anyone. Go me.

Recent discoveries include the fact that surfing is fun, that I have no upper body strength left, and that I am temporarily bored of alcohol. So I have decided to try surfing again at some point, start weight training, and give up drinking for a few weeks and see how it goes.

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I wrote this 4 weeks ago, and had no time to post it. So far, I have been off alcohol for a month, training every couple of days, and fit into my old trousers. And I may actually have some muscles again. More on this when I can be arsed writing it. Also, I have now paid for my holidays, my credit card bill, and have no discernible debt. Just glowing dollar signs in my eyes. I need some contact lenses.

2 Comments so far

  1. mammy on July 3rd, 2006

    I was wondering. Are the contact lenses needed in general, or to see the dollar signs better or to remove them from sight somehow?

    Sorry!!

  2. artemis on July 4th, 2006

    To disguise them, so that people do not know I am an evil capitalist bitch of course. Really mother.