Muggings – 0

Meals actually finished – 1

Apartments found – 1

Longboards purchased – 1

Longboard related injuries sustained – 0

Subway cards mislaid – 2

Average number of minutes sitting alone without someone talking to me – 3

Number of times hit on by complete stranger – 4

Friends acquired – 3

Burgers eaten – at least 8

Shows seen – Regrettably 0

Offers to apply for credit card – 4

Adjoining states visited since I arrived – 1

Holiday plans made – 2

Days I can actually take off – 15

Impending visitors – 8

Impending family members – 4

Moments of small but significant culture shock – 762 (approx)