Statistics (note: past performance is no indication of future performance…)

Muggings – 0

Meals actually finished – 1

Apartments found – 1

Longboards purchased – 1

Longboard related injuries sustained – 0

Subway cards mislaid – 2

Average number of minutes sitting alone without someone talking to me – 3

Number of times hit on by complete stranger – 4

Friends acquired – 3

Burgers eaten – at least 8

Shows seen – Regrettably 0

Offers to apply for credit card – 4

Adjoining states visited since I arrived – 1

Holiday plans made - 2

Days I can actually take off – 15

Impending visitors – 8

Impending family members – 4

 

Moments of small but significant culture shock – 762 (approx)

2 Responses to “Statistics (note: past performance is no indication of future performance…)”

  1. mammy Says:

    JESUS!!

  2. Earhart Says:

    Impending Family members - did you mean to say Impending visitors that happen to be family members - or are you infact (as the subway seat thing indicates) pregnant with Quads? (I have no idea if that is what four sprogs in one are called)

    Glad you’re enjoying :-)

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