Comments on: Single white female seeks 5 minutes peace.

by: Terran

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:58:07 +0000

I wonder if I can get chicks in America the good old fashioned Irish way of not trying very hard at all.

by: Earhart

Thu, 29 May 2008 11:16:41 +0000

I want to visit NY………. there is no such fun in Amsterdam

by: artemis

Sun, 25 May 2008 21:25:10 +0000

There is no way of conclusively proving that I almost got us thrown out of Harrods, and I am sceptical. Besides which even if I did the keyword is “almost”. So not “actually”. Besides, I would have been delighted to be thrown out of Harrods. Any shop that sells limited edition water does not deserve my custom.

Telling people to fuck off in america is not quite the casually insulting triviality that it is in ireland or england. They are mortally offended. It is actually easier to just act bored. I did in fact enquire of one guy what his success rate was, at which point he actually launched into an analysis of scoring potential based on “how good his game was”. It was most informative.

by: mammy

Sun, 25 May 2008 15:30:06 +0000

Oh God! The tedium. Is “fuck off moron” out of the question? “this seat is being reserved for someone much more subtle than you” or even the one you used on the lad who asked for a blow job, years ago somewhere in Limerick…..”would you care to tell me your success rate with this approach?” But then it is New York. Their success rate must be enough to encourage them to repeat the procedure. You need one off your famous t-shirts. Like the one that nearly got us thrown out of Harrods according to your father.

by: Liv

Wed, 14 May 2008 09:13:51 +0000

What is their approach for larger groups sitting together? Do they have a strategy for every eventuality?

I imagine constantly getting chatted up must get tedious after a while - especially if you only go in to the bar/cafe whatever to grab a bite to eat on the way home. Is there a magic phrase to get rid of them? Other than “Yes, this seat is taken, by who? … by my imaginary friend who has way less of a one track mind than yours?”