My favourite (spoof) chain-email 2006 January 20 12:47
Posted by diamond in : Random , add a commentPosted due to inspiration by diane’s Women - not as evil as I hitherto suspected post:
Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of this list, and add your name to the bottom.
When your turn comes, you will receive 16,255 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the time of writing this, a friend of mine had already received 184 women, 4 of whom were worth keeping.
Remember - This chain brings luck, One man’s cat died, and the next day he received a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader. You can be lucky too, so DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his own wife back.
Stay back!
Posted by diamond in : Random , 1 comment so farYesterday, when i brought the car to a stop while in heavy traffic on an incline and pull the handbrake lever, there was a loud snapping noise as the handbrake lever flew up with little resistance. Good bye handbrake cable. Damn. I quickly stepped on the brake pedal and all was fine. Taking off again was a different matter. I needed to do a hill-start, without the assistance of a handbrake to stop me rolling backwards.
Right on cue a girl in a nissan micra pulls up _right_ behind me. There couldn’t have been more than 1′ between her car and mine. Gah. Even in normal circumstances that’s far too close. Not having a handbrake made it more.. ‘exciting’. I managed to get the car moving without rolling back through very quick swapping from brake to accelerator, but it was close. So, we inch forward another car length and have to stop again. True to form micra driver fails to keep proper distance. Rinse and repeat at least 2 more times before i’m finally able to get the hell away from her. Moron.
