who, me?

Don’t. See. This.
Oh my, it’s bad. It’s also like it was made with the sole intention of providing material to those people who write slash fan fiction.

It’s a bad rip-off of LOTR, down to the swooping mountain-top helicopter shots and Orc substitutes with additional maggots, but without the storyline, CGI budget or plot. Also, they named their dragon after a family car.

I also expect that since they so cunningly disguised the fact it had a dragon in it by calling it Eragon, the sequels will thus be Fragon and Gragon. Ors.
Don’t. Just don’t.

EDIT: …ed to un-rach the grammar…

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